Rudest Movie Insults



Full Metal Jacket – Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey):
You slimy scumbag! Get on your face and give me 25!

Get Shorty – Harvey Keitel as himself:
F*ck you, f*ckball.

Glengarry Glen Ross – Ricky Roma (Al Pacino): You stupid f*cking cunt.

The Glimmer Man (1996) – Steven Seagal:
Now get your ugly white ass outta here and don’t come back.

Harlem Nights – Bugsy Calhoun (Michael Lerner):
What are you? A f*cking moron?

Harlem Nights – Vera (Della Reese):
I would tell you to kiss my ass too, but you probably can’t find it, you blind motherf*cker!

Harlem Nights – Toothless Gambler (Ji-Tu Cumbuka):
Now get the f*ck outta here before I kick your ass.

Heartbreak Ridge – Gunnery Sergeant Tom Highway (Clint Eastwood):
I’m mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm, and I can put a round trough a flea’s ass at 200 meters. So you go hump somebody else’s leg, mudface, before I push yours in.

Highlander – Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez (Sean Connery):
You have the manners of a goat, and you smell like a dung heap, and you’ve no knowledge whatsoever of your potential.

King of the Hill – Roger ‘Booda’ Sack (Chris Rock):
Your momma is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

King of the Hill – Hank Hill (Mike Judge):
Just when I think you’ve said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking.

Late Night with Conan O’Brian – Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (Robert Smigel): I gotta go, but you’ve been a terrific audience… for me to poop on!

Leisure Suite Larry 7: Love for Sail – Larry (Jan Rabson):
Phow, was that you or did something die in here?

Monthy Python – Graham Chapman:
Your type really makes me puke! You vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert!

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation – Clark Griswald (Chevy Chase):
Cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor flushing, low life, snake lickin, dirt eating, imbread, over stuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fatass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spineless, worm-headed sack of monkey shit!

Natural Born Killers – Mallory Knox (Juliette Lewis)
F*ck you!

New Jack City – Scotty Appleton (Ice-T)
And by the way, suck my motherf*ckin’ dick.

Nine Months – Gail Fletcher Dwyer (Joan Cusack):
You little piece of dickbrain, horse shit, slime sucking, son-of-a-whore, bitch!!

Pulp Fiction – Jules (Sam L. Jackson):
Shut the f*ck up, fatman! This ain’t none of your goddamn business!

Red Dwarf – Robert Llewellyn:
Sir, you are sick. You are a sick, sick person!

The Ref – Gus (Dennis Leary):
Shut the f*ck up! You speak when f*cking spoken to, ok? This is not f*cking high school, motherf*cker!

The Ref – Lloyd Chasseur (Kevin Spacey):
Is it possible for you to shut the f*ck up for ten seconds?

The Rock – John Patrick Mason (Sean Connery):
Personally, I think you’re a f*cking idiot.

Roxanne – C.D. Bales (Steve Martin):
Excuse me, is that your nose or did a buss park on your face?

Silver Streak – George Caldwell (Gene Wilder):
You stupid ignorant son-of-a-bitch dumb bastard!!

Silver Streak – George Caldwell (Gene Wilder):
You stupid ignorant son-of-a-bitch dumb bastard!! Jesus Christ! I met some dumb bastards in my time, but you outdo them all!

Silver Streak – George Caldwell (Gene Wilder):
You dumb asshole!

The Simpsons – Ned Flanders:
You are the worst human being I have ever met.

The Simpsons – Cletus:
Are you some kind of moron?

South Park – Cartman (Trey Parker):
You son of a bitch! Your mom sucks!

Star Wars – Princess Leia Organa (Carrie Fisher):
Why you stuck-up, half-witted,scruffy-looking nerfherder!

Swimming With Sharks – Buddy Ackerman (Kevin Spacey):
You have nothing to contribute to this, so stay the f*ck out!

Tango & Cash – Courier/Requin (Brian James):
You f*cking wanker!

The Three Stooges – Moe (Moe Howard):
Why don’t you get a toupee with some brains in it?

This Boy’s Life – Dwight Hansen (Robert De Niro):
Just shut your goddamn pie-hole!

TollBooth Willy (Adam Sandler):
Go f*ck yourself, ya son of a bitch! I’ll come right out of the booth and f*ckin whack ya, ya f*ckin prick!

U Turn – Bobby Cooper (Sean Penn):
You sick son of a bitch!! You midget twidget bastard rot in hell and die!! You son of a bitch!! You Bastard!!

War of the Roses – Barbara Rose (Kathleen Turner):
When I look at you lately, I just wanna smash your face in.

Unknown – female voice:
You’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

Unknown male voice:
Why don’t you piss off, you f*cking monkey!

Unknown – Paul Harvey:
You’re ugly and you momma dresses you funny.

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